I’m sharing how exhausted I am so far into 2026.
Fully Operational Traveling Contraption
Picture some methad of travel thet can take you from point A to B, even all the way down to Z.
That’s how tired I am.
That form of travel won’t be considered able to safely take ya anywhere without the tires being able to work.
Don’t get me started with some of the well taken care of travel contraptions either, because most of them even got spares.
Smokers Needing To Finish Elite Workouts
Thank of one of the toughest workouts you would ever have to do in your life.
I’m picturing a Marathon workout or training for an American Ninja Warrior show.
Now add in a habit that would make performing this workout incredibly difficult.
In this case, I decided to go with smoking.
This habit will have you feeling it MAD early on in the exercise. You’re gonna start breathing heavy, coughing, and stopping way earlier than you’re supposed to.
An OT Match In Combat Sports
You ever get pushed past the limit in a competitive bout with another person who’s just as determined to win as you are?
I’ve been tested through waters a deep as that when I was active in wrestling.
I bring that up to say that when you get involved with a combat sport, you get ridiculously tired. There’s so many body parts that get sore, you get mentally drained, and emotions run super high to the point where once you stop, you’re completely tapped out.
Worn Out Brake Pads
What do you think brake pads are meant to do? They keep you safe as the person operating the technology with wheels and tires on it safe.
Depending on how many of them you’re working with will determine your situation. I bring this up to say that I’m as tired as worn out brake pads because if you can truly understand how hard that part of the traveling contraption is working to stop whatever the thing is, you’d understand.
Streak of Failed Relationships
I’m having to use my imagination here this time. There’s a great chance that I’m going off muscle memory from rom coms and related movies to teach me that there’s plenty of people around the world who just can’t seem to have much luck with relationships. These people appear bitter, mad at the world, and don’t have much time if any, for any body.